GUYS. GUYS. HEY GUYS. Tonight, I will be at the Orpheum on Madison, sitting in the third row, watching NICK FUCKIN’ OFFERMAN LIVE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. My only goal for the night is to meet him. I’m so excited I could pee.

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actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

(Source: subconsciously-conscious)

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  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

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Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

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